1. Committee refused to validate
parking
2. Too busy listening to Stop
Mumbling through Hypnosis audiobook
3. Had to wait around at home for
cable guy
4. Afraid of getting beat up by
Swedish poet not chosen
5. Poker night with homies from
rehab
6. Thought Nobel Prize was a
telemarketing scam
7. Taco Tuesday at Dylan
house
8. Nobel groupies just not up to
Dylan standards
9. Lost track of time helping Al Pacino write his
acceptance speech for next year’s award.
10. Schedule conflict
with weekly Band vs. Roadies Ultimate Frisbee match.
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