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Thursday, September 14, 2017

I Don't Even Own an Apron



Whenever anyone accuses me of being a good cook I have to point out that as I walk down the stairs and smell what people below me are cooking I’d rate myself as the 3rd or 4th best cook in the building—and there are five floors of possible chefs above me who I’m not even entering in the competition.

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